blade or die

So we aren’t dead yet, thats a plus. Someone should use time travel to go give the finger to the Mayans for being lying douche fags. Who told them they can just lie about something like that and get away with it? But nonetheless we are all still alive for the time being, which is […]

These are my favorite posts to write. There’s no smart-ass commentary, loaded jokes, Monday-morning quarterbacking, and other bullshit that clogs the internet. The only scrutiny applied only comes when deciding at what I consider to be the best parts of every year. And every year being a rollerblader is a good year, especially every year […]

If you live over in the colonies, like me, you may either be upset or extremely pleased (which is more likely) that the four-year cycle of politicking is over. We’ve chosen our Supreme Leader for the next four years and no longer have to do any decision making of our own for quite some time. […]

Every year around Thanksgiving I try to write a list of things that I’m thankful for, and this year would be absolutely no different than the others. I, just like you, am extremely grateful for all the people putting in work. I’m thankful for the company owners, whether long-established or new people taking chances. I’m […]

Only a fucking moron would write about New York City on Sept. 11, especially if he’s never been there. Hi. That’s me. I’m sure everyone’s Facebook and Twitter feeds are blowing up with fair-weather patriots who recite the same rhetoric every year. They recite slogans like, “Never forget the cost of freedom,” which makes no […]

I’ve been meaning to write this post for a while, but I knew I would fuck it up until the time was right. Hopefully, this is the time and I give the subject at hand its due justice. Buds. Homies. The Crew. The blader family. Friends. You fuckers. You guys are the reason I still […]

Just like it has always been, ever since the Big Bang…or Jesus…or the creation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster…or whatever it is you believe in, the world still turns, time moves forward and life as we know progress. Progression in life is seen in many ways. Evolution is one of the best examples for all […]

This may have been one of the only moments in that car ride we smiled as we sat anxiously, in traffic for two accidents on the Five that blocked five lanes of a six-lane highway.  We patiently waited through bumper-to-bumper traffic, saw B. Smith pass us on his Hog, was cut-off by another carload of […]