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Blader Digest: Chris Haffey Must Be Stopped

I am both annoyed and frightened for my own safety. People have threatened to kill me for my prior investigative journalism, but never in my days have I experienced such a clever, patient, and vindictive mind. I shall get the petty annoyances out of the way before I guide you through a diabolical plot so […]

Blader Digest: Shockingly Loaded

Whoa. Big things going on. Let’s get to it. WRS Uploaded If you’re awesome, you’ve been paying attention to the new final competition of the World Rolling series at wrsuploaded.com. Skaters from around the world having been competing via one-minute edits on spots of their choosing. It truly is awesome to see what people are […]

Blader Digest: Mace to Your Face

There is nothing more deplorable than a society who justifies the use of “less-than-lethal” tactics on people who sit on the ground. We’ve all seen the news: protestors shot by riot cops in Oakland, pepper-sprayed in New York and on the U.C. Davis campus, and so on. They occupy the same public grounds and college […]

Blader Digest: White-Collared Slavery

You, my friend, are a slave. Yes, I know you rest your head in the land of the free and home of the brave and you’ve pledged your allegiance to it daily as a school boy, but you are just as much a slave as the dark-skinned men and women our forefathers used to build […]

Blader Digest: Home

It is with a heavy heart that I write this. Like many people, I always struggled to find a home. Mine originally is a nice two-story house in a safe place of a safe town in the safe state of Wisconsin. Those are all reasons I left and only return on vacation. Home is a […]

Blader Digest: Finding Our Style

Style. Like it or not, it’s what blading is all about. Anyone can do a trick, but if you don’t make it look good, it’s not worth as much. But beyond how you do a trick, there’s much more in blading that echoes who we are, what we do, and how we’re perceived. Actually, it […]

Blader Digest: Why I Blade

Obviously, I don’t skate because it’s cool. We all have seen the trend of the media to hop on the 90s bandwagon that’s rolling through America right now. According to one dude at a roller skating rink, rollerblading, “is on the way out.” On it’s way out? Not to sound like a hipster, but bitch, […]

Blader Digest: Blood, Sweat & Puke

The identity of man in modern society is not a clear one. It is not defined such as it was for generations before us. Back then, when Pappy was chasing tail, a man was supposed to chase tail, smoke cigarettes, drink whiskey, win the bread, and slap his wife’s ass when he got home. Most […]

Blader Digest: Rise of the Rollerblader

Sorry to anyone who reads this. It’s been a hectic few weeks putting out books, selling that shit, celebrating that shit, and taking care of man-business shit. But, alas, in the few spare moments I have had, I have been thinking about what’s been going on. Really, with the few remaining brain cells that refuse […]

Blader Digest: Read This While High

There’s some causes that require a valiant effort, a sacrifice only to do what you think is right. It’s the noblest of causes—toil based on conviction. Men who dedicate their heart and character for all they know and love stand above heroes. Who doesn’t believe they’re doing that? Sometimes things don’t work. Occasionally, all you […]