blade or die

Dear God, How ya been, buddy? I see you’ve been busy with that whole Judgment Day/Rapture business. Man, sorry that didn’t work out for you. I don’t know if you were busy or what, but thanks for not coming down here and beating the living piss out of us. More importantly, thanks for sending down […]

As a kid, growing up in a shithole nothing of a town—voted as the No. 3 and No. 4 area in America to raise a kid—I wanted nothing more than to set the world ablaze. And I did. Trust me, the statute of limitations has expired  so I can admit it in public. I wanted […]

Oh, the excitement of pain, fire, brimstone, and judgment is coming. I’m just a bundle of tingle right now. In case you haven’t heard, some of those who stare at the sky and hear a voice coming back say judgment is upon us. That day happens to be May, 21, 2011. These same people are […]

Hey! Did you guys hear about the fixie event that went down on Saturday here in lovely San Francisco? No? Well it was on Rollernews, so that means it was obviously the biggest fucking deal ever. Anyway, Arlo Eisenberg took the opportunity to showcase his art on the ramps. And another old-school rollerblader, Azikiwee Anderson […]